{"id":1294,"date":"2016-06-13T23:27:18","date_gmt":"2016-06-13T23:27:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/?p=1294"},"modified":"2016-06-23T18:12:53","modified_gmt":"2016-06-23T18:12:53","slug":"5-excuses-when-your-wife-things-youre-having-affair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/5-excuses-when-your-wife-things-youre-having-affair\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Simple Excuses When Your Wife Thinks You\u2019re Having An Affair"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"5-Simple-Excuses-When-Your-Wife-Thinks-Youre-Having-An-Affair\"<\/a>If you\u2019re the kind of guy who needs a girl on the side, it\u2019s likely that nothing will ever dissuade you from that habit. After all, infidelity in a marriage has been around as long as well, marriage. Not to say that it\u2019s a good idea, but if you\u2019re having an affair and you need to make sure your wife doesn\u2019t find out, it\u2019s not entirely difficult to hide if you\u2019re smart about it. Keep there from being any solid evidence, like text messages and call logs, and don\u2019t be consistently gone at odd hours. However, women are extremely clever, and odds are that your wife is already wondering if you are getting some strange somewhere else. Click here<\/a> for 6 signs someone is cheating. So, if your wife confronts you about suspicious activity, here are some solid excuses that might delay trouble.
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Excuse #1: You\u2019re starting to train for a marathon<\/h3>\n

This excuse works best if you preemptively begin running and working out. Honestly, you should be anyway, dude. If you\u2019re hell-bent on finding yourself a mistress, you\u2019ll have much better luck if you\u2019re in good shape. If your wife starts asking where you are at odd hours or after work, being at the gym or going for a long run is a fantastic excuse to use, as long as you don\u2019t overdo it. Eventually, you\u2019ll need to be in good enough shape to actually run a marathon<\/a> or come up with an excuse to bail on it at the last minute. Do you think you can fake a rolled ankle for a week?
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Excuse #2: Your buddy is having a tough time and needs a friend <\/h3>\n

This is a great excuse to use very heavily for a short period of time. We\u2019ve all had close friends that are go through a messy break-up<\/a> or have a close relative die and need some extra social time to take their mind off it or talk through what they\u2019re feeling. You could probably only use this excuse for about two weeks before your wife stops feeling sympathetic for your possibly-fictional buddy, but if you do it right it can grant you quick getaways at odd hours and indeterminate lengths of time. Maybe he asked for some time at the bar after work, or called you and needs someone to talk to right now. – How to be there for a friend<\/a> – Either way, it\u2019s short-lived but effective.
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Excuse #3: You have a new project that could lead to a promotion<\/h3>\n

If you try to use this excuse, you need to be careful with it because it is one of the more common excuses for having a secret affair that jealous or suspicious wives are always on the lookout for. Like number two, this excuse won\u2019t last you forever. If used effectively though, it can explain why you\u2019re working an extra hour late for two weeks straight or why you had to pop into work for a couple hours over the weekend. Then all you have to do is conjure some ridiculous office politics to explain why you didn\u2019t end up getting the promotion.
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