{"id":1296,"date":"2016-05-14T23:27:20","date_gmt":"2016-05-14T23:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/?p=1296"},"modified":"2016-04-23T17:45:49","modified_gmt":"2016-04-23T17:45:49","slug":"ow-to-netflix-and-chill-with-your-side-chick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/ow-to-netflix-and-chill-with-your-side-chick\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Netflix &#038; Chill With Your Side Chick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/find-an-affair-top-ranked-cheater-sites\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/How-To-Netflix-Chill-With-Your-Side-Chick.jpg\" alt=\"How-To-Netflix-&amp;-Chill-With-Your-Side-Chick\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/How-To-Netflix-Chill-With-Your-Side-Chick.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/How-To-Netflix-Chill-With-Your-Side-Chick-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/How-To-Netflix-Chill-With-Your-Side-Chick-132x88.jpg 132w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a>It seems that affairs and divorce are more common today than ever, but the truth is that men and women in monogamous relationships have been fooling around behind their significant other\u2019s back since the dawn of monogamous relationships. Not to say it\u2019s justified, but if you\u2019re reading this article then you\u2019re going for it anyway so who am I to try and convince you otherwise. That being said, if you\u2019re going to try and spend some quality time with a woman that isn\u2019t your wife or girlfriend, you always need to have a plan in place. This is key, even for something as simple as Netflix and chill. <strong>What does Netflix &#038; Chill mean? Well read on&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Everyone these days knows that suggesting someone come over to \u201cNetflix and chill\u201d really just means turn on the television and then have casual sex on the couch. It\u2019s actually unfortunate that this phrase became so pervasive since it makes sincere invitations for a buddy to come over and watch <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amc.com\/shows\/breaking-bad\">Breaking Bad<\/a> seem a little creepy. But hey, if you\u2019re in a relationship and would like to invite your side girl over to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.popsugar.com\/tech\/What-Does-Netflix-Chill-Mean-38278780\">Netflix and chill<\/a> while your wife or girlfriend is gone, there are a few simple rules you should follow.<\/p>\n<p><br clear=\"all\"\/><\/p>\n<h3>Make sure you wife is gone<\/h3>\n<p>This is the cardinal rule of any kind of cheating, but you\u2019d be surprised how many adulterous men completely half-ass this one. Don\u2019t be the guy who thinks he can squeeze in a quickie after work every day or sneak his girl over for an hour while his wife is grocery shopping. She is not an idiot and you will get boned (and not in a good way). If you\u2019re going to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thebolde.com\/10-signs-youre-side-chick-not-his-girlfriend\/\">invite your side chick over<\/a> to Netflix and chill, give yourself plenty of time. To be safe, I suggest waiting until your wife is out of town so that there\u2019s no chance that she\u2019ll walk in on your guys.<br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0RSR8FXadYk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<h3>Don\u2019t leave evidence<\/h3>\n<p>Always assume your wife or girlfriend is a secret detective because guaranteed she is smarter than you and she will pick up on even subtle clues if you leave them. If you have nosy neighbors, tell your fling to park down the block and walk to your house. Maybe even have her use the back door. If you have a nanny cam in the living room, \u201caccidentally\u201d knock it over or stay out of its line of sight. Being extremely paranoid could save you. After she leaves, make sure there is no evidence that she was ever there. Vacuum the couch and surrounding areas in case she left hair, spray down the couch with Febreeze to erase her perfume, and clean up any spots that lubricant may have stained.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Cut to the chase<\/h3>\n<p>If this isn\u2019t the first time you\u2019ve gotten with this side girl, there\u2019s no need to beat around the bush. With today\u2019s generation, just using the phrase \u201cNetflix and chill\u201d will be straightforward enough for her to know exactly what you have planned for the evening. If this is just a casual acquaintance or female friend that you\u2019ve been flirting with and you\u2019re trying to get with her for the first time, you don\u2019t want to be coy in this case. If she doesn\u2019t understand your intentions, she could freak out, get pissed, tell your wife, or any number of unforeseen actions that could ruin you. Instead, come right out and say what you want and see how she responds.<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>Don\u2019t be an idiot<\/h3>\n<p>Alright man, at this point, your night is set and you just need to get through the encounter without being stupid. We all know that Netflix is not the main even when you invite your side girl over for Netflix and chill, but you do still need to at least have Netflix on in the background. Otherwise, it\u2019s just a quick bang without pretext, which for some reason sounds much shadier. So, have Netflix turned on to give her an out if she wants it, and have it on something at least vaguely sexy, but not too interesting. If you have it on quietly as background noise, you don\u2019t want it to distract from the good time happening on the couch. Speaking of smart decisions, always wear a condom no matter what she says because <a href=\"https:\/\/www.livescience.com\/48100-sexually-transmitted-infections-50-states-map.html\" target=\"_blank\">hiding a baby or sexually transmitted disease<\/a> is a lot more difficult than hiding an affair. Don\u2019t stain anything with lube or anything else and make sure you clean up any condom wrappers, paper towels, and any other evidence of your tryst and throw them away in the outside trash can or a public dumpster so that your girl doesn\u2019t accidentally find them and start asking questions. Follow these rules, and you can have a fun, stress-free night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that affairs and divorce are more common today than ever, but the truth is that men and women in monogamous relationships have been fooling around behind their significant other\u2019s back since the dawn of monogamous relationships. Not to say it\u2019s justified, but if you\u2019re reading this article then you\u2019re going for it anyway [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1317,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[389,109,387,386,164,388],"class_list":["post-1296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-article","tag-breaking-bad","tag-having-an-affair","tag-how-to-netflix-and-chill","tag-netflix-chill","tag-side-chick","tag-what-does-netflix-chill-mean"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1296"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1322,"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296\/revisions\/1322"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1317"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.affairhandbook.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}